This is a sticky for all my stories, to give me a feeling of order and to motivate me to link things together that need it. Check me out with the proffessionalism! Warning: Any fic here may contain massive amounts slight traces of crack and schmoop!

Guys, I'm watching Rocky Horror show drunk! Does it get much better than this?

Guys, I haven't posted in so long. I haven't answered comments in even longer. I am currently seriously considering just offering to pay the people who bought me at last sweet charity. Basically, I suck, and I'm so sorry!

So, what have I been doing? Basically, the last month or so, I've been working freelance, which seems to make me slightly less likely to procrastinate than ususal! I've also had my well loved laptop break, so am currently stuck to my home computer, where there is ALWAYS SOMEONE WATCHING (dun dun.) Needless to say, I haven't been checking my F-list much, or writing fic, since all these activities tend to lead to awkward questions of the WTF nature! Still, thought I should post to remind you guys that you're awesome, that I'm still alkive, and haven't fallen down aa pit of Sarlac or anything (and thus, still alive but slowly being dissolved over a thousand years, which would probably be even worse.)

I miss you guys! I'm now going to go try and answer comments, at least on fic, so I'll leave you with this, picked up from my research work: Did you know that the Island of Sumatra had a thriving trade, in the 13th century, in fake pygmies? People literally made their entire living by shaving and preserving monkeys, then flogging them to traders. God, I love the world.

I, awesomley, finally have a free night to slob out with my computer instead of being expected to be all sociable and slob out with the family. I am celebrating this freedom by watching David Tennant be adorable on The Friday Night Project and stealing this meme from pen37, because it's irresistible. Please to be ignoring the wording and asking me about anything: Who, SPN, Heroes, Mighty Boosh (HOMG Mighty Boosh regency AU! How amazing would that be? VERY.)

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, Ancient Rome, Regency England etc.). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would write for that AU.

 Meme! Tagged by caffienekittyand buffyaddict13. I asume everyone's done this already, but I'll tag ANYONE WHO HASN'T DONE IT YET THIS MEANS YOU! ! After all, they're more like guidelines than actual rules. *Barbossa rules forever and ever Amen.*

Here's the deal: People who have been tagged post their answers and replace any question they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. . These 8 people must state who they were tagged by. You cannot tag the person who tagged you.

I officially suck for not writing anything last weekend. Still, there may come a day when the strength of my typing fingers fail. There may come a time when the demands of inherent laziness become too much. But it is not this day! This day, we WRITE!

In the meantime, have a poll about the important, scientiffically varifiable factors in  Supernatural 3:12   

Now, normally I like to delay posting till I've answered comments on my last post. But I've had a long day standing in the cold, and I felt this really needed to be posted. What is it? Only my very own pig hat! OK, so it's supposed to be a bear. But look at it! Isn't it awesome? I bought it costomised from sweet charity, and it also has other amazing creatures like a hippocamp (who knew it was more than an area of the brain that was both an endocrine and exocrine gland) and a gryphon and an ostritch. Expect pics of me in it when it arrives!

 

And yet I find myself gripped by the need to macro. One under the cut, coming from something I pointed out in my 3:11 poll. 

( I should go to bed ) 

GUYS,  HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! IMy feelings are so mixed about this day, as I know a lot of people's are. So I thought I'd let the genius of xkcd.com express my emotions, and the true awesomeness that is all you guys.

What's happening tonight? Oh, that's right, only a new episode! Again! We're really being spoiled, I sort of feel like I want to stockpile these new episodes, you know! I get the fun of sitting through an entire day of work tomorrow knowing it'll be waiting for me to download ast home, wish me luck! 

On that note (and the not so well disguised reason for this post)I'm soprry I haven't been about much. The new job is with fun people, in a nice environment, and I can walk to it along a river with ducks and trees in blossom and old rusty barges. Howveer, it is also answering the phone and being on the computer all day, with no personal internet allowed! So I've not really been fancying going on much when i get home.

Hopefully I'll get used to the office thing soon, I miss all the LJ goodness! Link me anything really cool you've done (That pretty much means alll of it!) 

Title:  Billy Goat's Muff
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Parody. And, um, see pairing?
Length: 879 words
Pairing: Unrequited Sam/Goats

Notes: Yes, you read the pairing right. Unbelievably late entry for the

sammessiah  Demon Jesus 100 ficathon, prompt Sam was Azazel's favourite not because of his training, but rather because Sam shares his… fascination… concerning the members of the species Capra aegagrus".

Name carefully chosen from a number of equally horrifying options in this poll. Betaed nobly bygirlfan1979  ,the best beta a girl could hope for.

Parody story, in that, if you did a search and replace on the first part (Dean for goats, incest for bestiality and, I dunno, leather jacket for horns) it should also provide a fantastically overblown and angsty wincest story for your reading pleasure. Present tense seemed fitting for that, somehow. 

Summary: Sam fancies goats. He angsts about it. A lot. 

 

( Baaahhhh! )

 

Bidding is open for Sweet Charity! This is entirely awesome. You go to BuyBuyBuy to see who's on offer. Clearly, you should bid on EVERYONE, since it's all for a very worthy cause. However, I am my own pimp, so, if you're wanting me to get back to bureaucracy verse, or have a burning desire to see that Sam/EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD story I've been oking about, now's your chance! I'll even do angst, if you ask very nicely *g*


Unfortunatly, I've managed to mess up what I was offering, so instead of offering two stories, I seem to be offering to write two stories for whoever wins me. Anyone know how I can change that?

Oh  dear. I have come to the realisation that the sammessiahDemon Jesus 100 ends today, and the story I foolishly, and possibly drunkenly, signed up for has not yet been started. 

This is complicated because I think my prompt might be the crackiest thing ever. So, listies, what do you reckon? The prompt is

68) Sam was Azazel's favourite not because of his training, but rather because Sam shares his… fascination… concerning the members of the species Capra aegagrus. 

Obviously, hoyay is all for the good. But, as of today, I am also officially a Ho, yay!





I have signed up, feeling good since I wimped out the last time. It's for the writers guild strike fund, which is surely a pretty noble cause. Also, check out the sexy banner *loves*

Kripke, why must you do this to your Supernatural fans? WHY? I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. (Yet, at the same time, I love you. My feelings are confused! This is yet another of the things I hate you for. Just so you know.

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(What, you want backstory? Ok, then missyjackposted 3.11 promo pictures on her lj, and they are ridiculousy, ludicrously porny. Why must he tease us so? )

OK, guys, seriously!

I haven't been catching up with you gusy as ,uch as I should have been, due to some stupid university issues of my own and aslo due to being HOME, yay! Anyway, I log on tonight after a fun night of drinking champagne and manhattans and white wine with my family, while watching "Hairspray" and "The Mighty Boosh" to find all my f-list drunk! YAY!  


I love you guys so much, you rule officially, logically, trully and finally! I'm going to bed now, but, seriousluy? I'm so glad I know you all! My ENTIRE FRIENDS LIST is made f some of the best, funniest and mosty awesome people in fandom. 

Also? Someone needs to write a story and crosspost it with the "pairings" line "Sam/EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD". That's all I'm saying.

Anyone know Anthony Costa' from Blue's orientation? Because if he's up for it, he should totally be going out with Simon Amstell. I love this show.