This will be the second weekend I've sat down with fine intentions of writing Sweet Charity, and been distracted by other things. Guys, I am so, so sorry. buffyaddict13 and unhobbityhobbit, you have both been amazingly patient. Anyway, this is by way of a sop to my conscience. Yes, it is the infamous holy water enema fic. Originally inspired by girlfan1979, although I know this is pretty much the opposite of what she imagined. I'll write you the serious version one day *g*
Title: Tainted by Evil, the Radio Play
Rating: Gen, R
Length: 466 words
Warnings: Swearing and Enemas. And, once again, I've done a radio play. Crackity, crack, crack, crack.
Summary: Years from now, in a creativly bankrupt future, a radio adaptation is made of longhairedlady's 6000 page Supernatural epic, Tainted by Evil.
( I should go to bed )
2. Samantha Ferris, who played Ellen, was there, and according to this post by ficwriter1966, she reads the TWOP forumns! This makes me very happy, because back during All Hell Breaks Loose part one, we were totally bouncing around there threatening to feed Kripke to the Loch Ness Monster if Ellen didn't make it out alive. I've mentioned starting up a "Drinking to bring Ellen Harvelle back" movement (a la the JW one) but it seems a bit pointless with the writer's strike and all.
3. My parents came up and brought me cake today. Best present ever! And it's my grandma's Guiness cake, which is amazingly good.
4. Heroes goes out in America tomorrow, and it's supposed to be a really good one!
5. I have exciting fannish projects. I'm still loving the screencap function way more than is healthy, and I might be writing crack fic. My meme from aaaages back is still sitting there in uncompleted state, but at the moment, I really want to write crack about Sam being the Demon Jesus. I want him to have his halo manifesting at awkward times, water turning to wine every time he tries to shower, and roses blooming everywhere he steps. (They would, of course, be pink roses, and Dean would tese him mercilessly.)
(This can all be blamed on the crack fiends over at
6. I've finally figured out how to make my "entry" page all proffessional and standard white, while still keeping my "Hills at dusk" header for my journal amd friends list and stuff. Go me!
Everyone on my friends list who watches Dr Who needs to watch this vidoe right now. Possibly the greatest thing ever, thanks to selenak for posting about it!
In other news, I totally support all the writers who are striking. That said, I STILL WANT MY TV, dammit! I hope they get what they're asking for, it really isn't anything more than their right. If this thing goes on, they're going to have to get fanfic writers in to do all the shows
Dean: Sam, I can't believe you've been turned into a puppy! Let me give you a hug.
Sam: Woof!
Dean: Yes, I should take my shirt of.
Rating: G
Characters: Sam/Dean
Length: 1259 words
These four ridiculously cracky stories have been amazingly fun to write. I think I'll call them the "It could totally have gone down like this" series.
Summary: Comes after How The Demon Might Have Been Defeated, What Might have Happened After and What Could Have Happened Next. Basically, the YED was defeated by repressed horniness , Sam turned out to be half demon and adopted, and the boys celebrated finding out that they weren't related by getting married, drunk dialling their friends and convincing them they were possessed. We left our heroes being rudely awakened by a bucket of holy water to the face, courtesy of Bobby and Ellen. Now, Bobby takes up the story...
Warnings: It's an OOC, silly and unlikely AU, right? Please don't expect realistic reactions to situations. I obviously don't really think that being adopted makes it feasible you will jump into bed people brought up as siblings. Please understand that I'm not implying that being adopted makes you any less of a family member, with all that that entails. I just wanted to write a silly story where Sam and Dean kicked demon arse and got married!
Medium: Photos with text on. One incredibly bad manip.
Notes: For the spn_crackfic challenge four, Civilains. Everyone should go play, deadline isn't till Sep 20th!
Summary: Alternate Universe comics (a little known offshoot of Marvel) present this comic book, for the hot new show "Natural."
Rating: G, gen
Spoilers: None
Notes: None needed. Surely a comic made up of three panels telling an imaginary teen!chesters story doesn't need explanations.
Summary: There's a first time for everything, right? Well, at some stage when both Winchester boys had completed their growth spurts, they had their first court appearance. Luckily, they had some highly helpful John!advice to fall back on...
I feel like a propper LJ-er now!
1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it.
I'm gonna do this mainly about fandom and writing and LJ and things!
1. I am the Joan of Arc of Scmooptasia. And I will be iconing that as soon as I figure out how to make moving icons.
2. I totally posted the last fact in the hope that someone would step up and tell me how to make moving icons. I'm so unsubtle!
3. After I post fic, I generally log off for a while/overnight, so I won't look overly keen with answering comments immediately! I know, it's pathetic, isn't it.
4. I sometimes think I am too silly for fandom. For example, I recently posted a very silly poll about whether John Winchester was a good guy to
5. I signed up for the
6. I, honestly and trully, worry about the balance on my LJ between Dr Who and Supernatural, and feel bad that my SPN tag is bigger. These are the things that worry me!
7. The oddest things tend to inspire my fics. For example, the entire "Bureaucracy verse" was inspired by a fic summary I saw where Sam was evil and keeping Dean as a sex slave. I just imagined the following conversation:
"Dude, we can only have sex what, like, four times a night? Say two hours a pop, that only fills 8 hours. What am I suppposed to do for the rest of the time?"
"Oh my God, Dean! I've got to see the president tomorrow! I've had a hard day being evil, I just want to sleep! *mumbles* four times a night, sheesh!"
"But I'm booored." *hits with pillow*
I quickly realised that I wanted to write gen, but that was the first ever idea I had for any fic! I feel quite brave sharing that with you guys, actually...
Everyone should go read the
1. I have some amazing writers on my F-list. *loves you all*
2. When someone credits you with a challenge idea, it is your solem duty to pimp said challenge as hard as you can.
So I bring you the two
P.S I would like to make a special request to
