Original Story: Mea Culpa
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lemmealoneRating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Summary: Sam didn't want to go to the church., wouldn't have gone if it wasn't for Jess. He should be concentrating on law. But hey, Sam's always been one for habeas corpus.
Warnings: Dialogue lifted entirely from the remix story. Angst. Latin legal terms.
Catholic places were the worst
Rating: G
Characters: Sam/Dean
Length: 1259 words
girlfan1979 has been an truly amazing LJ friend and beta since practically when I first signed up to LJ. Happy Birthday, this one's for you! The angst is kicking my ass, sorry, but I hope this will do instead! Hope I didn't mess up to many carriage returns.These four ridiculously cracky stories have been amazingly fun to write. I think I'll call them the "It could totally have gone down like this" series.
Summary: Comes after How The Demon Might Have Been Defeated, What Might have Happened After and What Could Have Happened Next. Basically, the YED was defeated by repressed horniness , Sam turned out to be half demon and adopted, and the boys celebrated finding out that they weren't related by getting married, drunk dialling their friends and convincing them they were possessed. We left our heroes being rudely awakened by a bucket of holy water to the face, courtesy of Bobby and Ellen. Now, Bobby takes up the story...
Warnings: It's an OOC, silly and unlikely AU, right? Please don't expect realistic reactions to situations. I obviously don't really think that being adopted makes it feasible you will jump into bed people brought up as siblings. Please understand that I'm not implying that being adopted makes you any less of a family member, with all that that entails. I just wanted to write a silly story where Sam and Dean kicked demon arse and got married!
Rating: PG-13 for swearing, Gen.
Length: 2000 words
Characters: Sam and Dean
Notes: Written for the spn_crackfic challenge "Out of time" There's still a week and a half to go until the 20th September deadline, so everyone should get themselves down there. I've already seen Caveman Winchesters, but no one's written Spaceman Winchesters yet! (It would be AWESOME. They could have ray guns where the light's refracted through a crystal of rock salt, and sexah spacesuits like in Dr Who, and fight THE GHOSTS OF ALIENS. Anyone?)
Betaed bygirlfan1979, the best beta a girl could hope for, who is unbelievably lovely and patient with my continuing inability, after all these fics, to spell the word "damn".
Summary: A Roman god decides to give Sam and Dean a taste of life in his era. They just really, really want to go home. And find some less revealing clothes...
If you do wonder over there to check out the summaries (My favourites are the "Friend's" style ones for Bureaucracy) you'll also see the second thng I'm excited over, which is a counter you can get for the number of views on your lj! It's from statcounter and seems such a cool thing! Is there a reason I don't see this on other people's fic? Is it sort of considered really unclassy or something? Does everyone do it and just have it on private? Because I'm seriously thinking about chucking one on all of my next ones, but I won't if it's the sort of thing that's not done.
P.S I forgot to say yesterday, because I was generally turned crazy by extended field trippage. But my field trip assignment saw me woking with an honest to god LORD. He owned the hall and farms we were studying.Thought i should share so that everyone American out there can have their suspicions that Britain is run entirely by the tourist bourd confirmed.
Rating: Gen, NC-17 for swearing and some blood.
Characters: Dean and Sam
Length: 3696 words
Spoilers: None
Notes: Written forvichan's Dark!Dean ficathon, for the prompt:I have an urge to see a gigantic Dean stomping on buildings and cars and people, singing Led Zeppelin at the top of his lungs (or not). Sam should still be little, and shoved in Dean's pocket, giving his brother his best "blah blah BLAHs." This does stick to the prompt, but it's more plotty than cracky.
Betaed bygirlfan1979, who is honestly the best beta a girl could hope for, and without whom this fic would probably never have existed.
Summary: Sam's been taller than Dean since he was fifteen. That...well, that might not be true anymore.
Rating: Gen, PG-13 for swearing.
Length: 2221 words
Characters: Dean and Sam, pretty much...
Spoilers: None
Notes: Check out my awesome icon! As if you needed to be told, this was written for the
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spnschoomptasia rewriting Disney challenge. I went through a lot of movies before I decided I wanted to do this one, but Aladdean is possibly the greatest name in the history of the world. Set in the future, after all the "All Hell Breaks loose" mess has been cleared up. A knowledge of the plot of the Disney version of "Aladdin" would probably be helpful. Betaed bygirlfan1979, who inserts more carriage returns than anyone should have to, and is generally the best beta a girl could hope for!
Summary: Aladdean wakes up from a strange dream to find himself still trapped in the Cave of Wonders. Luckily, a tall genie with an awesome bitchface is around to help him out....
Rating: Gen, PG-13 (swearing)
Characters: John Winchester.
Spoilers: None
Length: 1800 words
Notes: So, I said I'd do something exciting on the two month writing anniversary? Well, here it is! I bring you...ANGST! All those who've suffered through my schmoop crusade, feel free to call me a hypocrite right about...now. Go ahead, I don't mind. Written entirely for the wonderfulgirlfan1979, who is the best beta a girl could hope for, and who ALSO wrote me awesome schmoop with added John here.
Set maybe a year before Sam left for Stanford. Possibly also set in an AU where no one has mobiles (Cell phones to Americans.) Betaed byailleann23, without whom this would not only suck, but would have a very odd rhyming line which I totally didn't spot! Thank you so much!
Summary: Well, I did say this was what I'd write! John Winchester falls down a hole. Pain and humiliation follow.
First of all, I met up withkroki_refurtoday! I had huge pippette issues, so turned up about an hour late to meet her. She was very lovely about it, and totally didn't shoot me in the head like I deserved. We had an awesome time wandering round the museums of South Kensington. Conversation included the way norse edgends are totally like fanfiction, the problems of academic careers, and agressive pineapples. We also had a loud and giggly conversation about incestuous necrophilia on the NHM lawn, so I have hopefullly scarred a few people for life!
Right, so in conclusion, refur=made of awesome. Now, onto the fic:
Rating: Gen, G
Characters: Bobby, Ellen
Length: 1345 word
Notes Set in the "Bureaucracy verse", the rest of which can be found here. Bunnied by a comment from
pen37, and featuring nukes because ashlesha17's AU mentioned them, this one takes place before The Odd Couple, making it the earliest in the 'verse yet! Betaed by the lovely girlfan1979, who has agreed to try and squeeze in being my official beta around her demon hunting career! I'm very, very happy right now!Summary : Mr. Singer and Mrs. Harvelle meet up for a beer, a chat, and decisions that will effect government policy.....
ashlesha17, who's birthday is today, and kayto1, who's birthday I think I missed last week, oops. Hope you guys have/ have had amazing days!Secondly, ashelesha17 has also, in an amazingly cool event, written something AUish in my bureaucracy verse! This is very exciting and obviously a great honour! It's here: The Man Who Would Be King, and features the return of audience favourites (hee!) Adam and the Demon Secretary!
Thirdly, and probably of interest to slightly less of you, MY POLLS SEEM TO BE WORKING AGAIN!
I've celebrated by doing a new Dr Who one, for Doomsday, here
8 (100.0%)Rating: G, Gen
Characters: Dean
Length: Around 1400 words
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Notes: The first part of my "Bureaucracy verse" to be told from Dean's POV, apart from that one little bit in "It's a Wonderful Life." In this 'verse, Sam has taken charge of the demon army, saved his brother's soul, and now finds himself the harassed lord of the world's first ever Independent Demon Republic. Dean was bored to tears in this brave new world, until Sam suggested he take a job as ambassador. This is his first day, which we've already seen from Sam's perspective in "Gone With The Wind."
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girlfan1979, who says lovely things about my fic as well as giving me advice with her political knowledge!
Rating: G, Crack, Gen
Characters: All the male Winchesters
Length: Around 1000 words.
Notes: WINNER of Challenge no.1, a reversal of your favourite angsty scene, at
spn_crackfic. Yayz! Check out the awesome banner I got, too!
Summary: Dean begins to suspect something is off about his father from the moment they enter the cabin. What he discovers is more horrifying than he could ever have imagined.....
Rating: G
Characters: Sam/Dean (I'm honestly not trying to alienate my lovely gen fans, it just seems to happen!)
Length: 900 odd words.
Notes: Written for prompt 6 and prompt 7 at
found_fic_spn, with modd-ly permission to use the two most recent prompts in one! Ridiculously cracky.
This is a sequel to "How The Demon Might have Been Defeated," because apparently I am incapable of just writing something and leaving it the hell alone. Summary of that one a few lines below, It is quite ridiculously cracky, and only looks worse written in summary form, to be honest.
(spoilers for the story below!)
So, the YED, thinking to stir up some family issues, revealed that Sam was adopted. The boys reacted to this news somewhat differently than he had expected. Hey, they weren't related, they could finally make out! Sam's intense desire to get it on proved to be motivating wnough to unlock his psychic powers, and the demon was defeated easily. With the demon gone, Dean decided that he couldn't live with them not being a family.
It's a Wonderful Life
Rating: G
Classification: Gen
Length: Roughly 2200 words, the longest yet!
Characters: Sam, Dean
Notes: Part of my Bureaucracy verse. This would probably be a bad place to start, although I love new people! Go read The Odd Couple, there's links to the rest there. If you wanna read this one, all you really need to know is that Sam has taken charge of the demon army, saved his brother's soul, and now finds himself the harassed lord of the world's first ever Independent Demon Republic. Dean was bored to tears in ths brave new world, until Sam offered him the job of ambassador...
Beta-read by The 2nd Evil at TWOP, andgirlfan1979. Thanks so much guys!
Prompted by my F-list, to celebrate a month of writing fic. You guys have amazing ideas! I haven't managed to write something for all of them, but I've given it my best shot. I want to think of these stories as grainy fragments of film from some unfinished old movie, dug out of someone's attic and finally seeing the light of day. Of course, other, less pretentious people could just think of them as a series of unnconnected short stories. They come at all different times in the "Bureaucracy verse" timeline, I've noted where, and tried to put them in chronological order. Enjoy!
The Outsider may well be a novel by Camus, but what's a little media change amongst friends, huh? I turned out to have a lot less free time yesterday than I thought I would, so I am only halfway through the stories prompted by you lovely people. They are coming along well and should be funny and ridiculously happy, and will probably be posted as "It's a Wonderful Life" as a sort of series of snapshots from my 'verse. However, I wanted to post something on my one month anniversary, so the longest one so far is being set free to act as a stand alone installment! Yay. Thanks to
lunardreamed for the prompt for this one!an outside human point of view on Dean and Sam
This doesn't need much context. Sam had taken control of the demon army, saved his brother's soul, and now finds himself the harrassed lord of the world's first ever Independent Demon Republic. This installment comes some time before Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?.
Rating: G
Length: Around 750 words
Classification: Gen
Characters: Sam, Dean, OMC
Rating: G, sometime after "Heart" but before "AHBL AU." Crack
Characters: Sam/Dean
Length: 1100 words
Notes: First of all, this is so much NOT a part of my "Bureaucracy verse!" I like to call that 'verse "crack-lite", as in, crack with emotions and characters and stuff. This, my friends, is what happens when I write actual crack. The Demon finally catches up with the Winchester brothers, five years after their father died, and immediately launches into the stereotypical "Bwah Ha Ha!" monologue. This may well have been a mistake....
- Mood:
nervous
Characters: Dean, Sam
Length: Around 1100 words.
Rating: Gen, PG for swearing. Spoilers up to 2.22
Feedback: Hell yes!
Notes: This is my first ever beta-ed fic! Enormous thanks to The 2nd Evil over at TWOP.com, any parts that still suck are my responsibility!
Humour. Another one-shot in what I've started calling my "Bureaucracy" 'verse. They are all named after old movies, and previous instalments are here and here. All you need to know is that Sam has taken charge of the demon army, saved his brother's soul and now finds himself the harassed lord of the first ever Independent Demon Republic. In this instalment, Dean plays dress up, and your author finds her love for Flustered!Sam growing to new heights......
- Mood:
creative
Rating: Gen, PG (swearing)
Length: 1200 words
Characters: Sam, Dean
Spoilers: Up to 2:22
Warnings: Humour. Crack-lite (It wasn't meant to be this way! Well, maybe it was a little.)
Feedback: Hell yes!
Disclaimer: Yup, I own nothing.
Notes: A sort of sequel to my "The Odd Couple," but you don't really need to read that one first. You just need to know that Sam has taken control of the demon army, saved his brother's soul and finds himself lord of the first ever Independent Demon republic. Now, he wonders why anyone would want to be an evil overlord. I named the first one after an old film, so....
- Mood:
accomplished
Characters: Sam, Dean, Demon Secretary (yup!)
Phylum: Gen
Rating: PG
Warnings: attempted humour, possibly a bit of language.
Spoilers: Up to 2:22, possibly for S3 if I turn out to be psychic.
Disclaimer: If I could come up with stuff like this, I'd quit the degree now and write full time.
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