This is a sticky for all my stories, to give me a feeling of order and to motivate me to link things together that need it. Check me out with the proffessionalism! Warning: Any fic here may contain massive amounts slight traces of crack and schmoop!

I officially suck for not writing anything last weekend. Still, there may come a day when the strength of my typing fingers fail. There may come a time when the demands of inherent laziness become too much. But it is not this day! This day, we WRITE!

In the meantime, have a poll about the important, scientiffically varifiable factors in  Supernatural 3:12   

Title:  Billy Goat's Muff
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Parody. And, um, see pairing?
Length: 879 words
Pairing: Unrequited Sam/Goats

Notes: Yes, you read the pairing right. Unbelievably late entry for the

sammessiah  Demon Jesus 100 ficathon, prompt Sam was Azazel's favourite not because of his training, but rather because Sam shares his… fascination… concerning the members of the species Capra aegagrus".

Name carefully chosen from a number of equally horrifying options in this poll. Betaed nobly bygirlfan1979  ,the best beta a girl could hope for.

Parody story, in that, if you did a search and replace on the first part (Dean for goats, incest for bestiality and, I dunno, leather jacket for horns) it should also provide a fantastically overblown and angsty wincest story for your reading pleasure. Present tense seemed fitting for that, somehow. 

Summary: Sam fancies goats. He angsts about it. A lot. 

 

( Baaahhhh! )

 

Hope everyone in America is enjoying themselves! Have an amazing time, and be thankful for all the awesome there is! Mmm, turkey sounds so good right about now.  A couple of things:

1. Pimping out the prompts request post for the  Demon Jesus 100 flashworksathon. All prompts accepted, as long as they're vaugly related to the Demon Messiah. To my mind there is not nearly a high enough concentration of crack there yet. I can't be the only person who still breaks into hopeless laughter when I think about the "Boy King" right?

2. pen37has asked for picspam! I'm only too happy to oblige. Unfortunatly, I really should be working, so I'm just going to link to some TWOP motivational posters I've got hanging out on my photobucket. Heroes and Supernatural themed, spoilers for aired episodes. All really quite irreverant.

I love this show. Yay! I don't have much to say yet about 3.07, apart from


Also, thehighwaywoman has absolutly killed any chance I might have of getting work done today by linking to freerice, a vocabulary testing thing that uses advertising on the site to donate rice to places where rice might be useful. I know it's all for charity, and so I'm linking, because I'm a good person. Unfortunatly, I'm also a bad enough person to say LEVEL FORTY SIX, BEYOTCHES! Beat that! 

If you want me I'll be over here, trying to remember what compunction means.

I figured I should post part two of my highly derivative episode review picspam before it hits nine in America and everyone officially couldn't care less.  Any similarities to certain episode reviews of doom are entirely coincidental. Again, motivated by learning to use my screencap function, and the ridiculous awesonme that is even sub par episodes of out show, I bring you babbling!

 

1. There's a convention for Supernatural going on over in America at the moment, and it sounds like it's going so well!.There's all sorts of adorable photos and quotes coming out of it, and nothing bad's happened ( like when some girl jumped on Jensen at Asylum last summer, I think?)  Anyways, it sounds brilliant and hilarious, and I advise you to check out purplephoenix03's LJ if you want more info.

2. Samantha Ferris, who played Ellen, was there, and according to this post by ficwriter1966, she reads the TWOP forumns! This makes me very happy, because back during All Hell Breaks Loose part one, we were totally bouncing around there threatening to feed Kripke to the Loch Ness Monster if Ellen didn't make it out alive. I've mentioned starting up a  "Drinking to bring Ellen Harvelle back" movement (a la the JW one) but it seems a bit pointless with the writer's strike and all. 

3. My parents came up and brought me cake today. Best present ever! And it's my grandma's Guiness cake, which is amazingly good.

4. Heroes goes out in America tomorrow, and it's supposed to be a really good one!

5. I have exciting fannish projects. I'm still loving the screencap function way more than is healthy, and I might be writing crack fic. My meme from aaaages back is still sitting there in uncompleted state, but at the moment, I really want to write crack about Sam being the Demon Jesus. I want him to have his halo manifesting at awkward times, water turning to wine every time he tries to shower, and roses blooming everywhere he steps. (They would, of course, be pink roses, and Dean would tese him mercilessly.)  

(This can all be blamed on the crack fiends over at sammessiah.  How can you not love them for this? The ten commandments! With Wincest! It's just...the blasthemy, and the crack...I love it. ( My story is gen, by the way. I can see all the cracked out moments,  but I'm not sure how it ends. Any ideas? ) 

6. I've finally figured out how to make my "entry" page all proffessional and standard white, while still keeping my "Hills at dusk" header for my journal amd friends list and stuff. Go me!

 Authors have been revealed in the spn_remix challenge! Here's my story. Angsty, and very different from what I normally write. I actually quite like it now, think I got into the head of angsty, Standford era Sam quite well. 

Original Story: Mea Culpa
Original Author: </a></b></a>lemmealone
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Summary: Sam didn't want to go to the church., wouldn't have gone if it wasn't for Jess. He should be concentrating on law. But hey, Sam's always been one for habeas corpus.
Warnings: Dialogue lifted entirely from the remix story. Angst. Latin legal terms.

Catholic places were the worst

( Very Serious Questions )</div>

 

Guys, I know buffyaddict13 already polled everyone, but seriously, this episode is so in need of in depth, scientific study that even two polls will probably not be enough to contain the awesome. My Doctor Who pals will remember this format from various squeeage serious contemplation about David Tennant. So, I have hear various well thought out questions concerning the Winchesters. They will be of much use to future scientists studying this phenomenon.

 Rating: G
Characters: Sam/Dean
Length: 1259 words

Notes: girlfan1979 has been an truly amazing LJ friend and beta since practically when I first signed up to LJ. Happy Birthday, this one's for you! The angst is kicking my ass, sorry, but I hope this will do instead! Hope I didn't mess up to many carriage returns.
These four ridiculously cracky stories have been amazingly fun to write. I think I'll call them the "It could totally have gone down like this" series. 

Summary: Comes after How The Demon Might Have Been Defeated, What Might have Happened After and What Could Have Happened Next. Basically, the YED was defeated by repressed horniness , Sam turned out to be half demon and adopted, and the boys celebrated finding out that they weren't related by getting married, drunk dialling their friends and convincing them they were possessed. We left our heroes being rudely awakened by a bucket of holy water to the face, courtesy of Bobby and Ellen. Now, Bobby takes up the story...

Warnings: It's an OOC, silly and unlikely AU, right? Please don't expect realistic reactions to situations. I obviously don't really think that being adopted makes it feasible you will jump into bed people brought up as siblings. Please understand that I'm not implying that being adopted makes you any less of a family member, with all that that entails. I just wanted to write a silly story where Sam and Dean kicked demon arse and got married!

( The end! )

 

Rating: G
Medium: Photos with text on. One incredibly bad manip.
Notes: For the spn_crackfic challenge four, Civilains. Everyone should go play, deadline isn't till Sep 20th!
Summary: Alternate Universe comics (a little known offshoot of Marvel) present this comic book, for the hot new show "Natural." 


 

Guys, it's LESS THAN A MONTH TILL THE THIRD SEASON OF SUPERNATURAL STARTS! (In America, of course, but I'm sure the internet Gods will smile on me and allow me to view the epps.) How have I not properly processed this before? I only became the Fandom Whore I am now pretty much after the last season ended, so all hiatus I've becme used to the fact that all fic, vids, meta etc is going to be about  the same stuff. But soon? We will have NEW STUFF! And it will be awesome and shiny and exciting! 

This post is insired by me being accidentally spoiled for the titles of the first six episodes. Just FYI, I really want to be COMPLETLY SPOILER FREE, so please don't tell me anything else! However, I just had to post my reaction to these titles. 

These could be considered recs, but I'm guessing most people have seen most of this stuff already. Still, if anyine has missed out, hope this helps!

I was just thinking about all the reasons I love this fandom.  So, in no particular order, here they are. Anything I've missed out? Anything you completly agree on? Anything you hadn't seen a million times before? Tell me about it!

The TWOP "My motivation is this" thread, and general SPN-ness there.
Got me into supernatural in the first place! Tends to focus more on Dr Who and Heroes these days, but there was a time when you couldn't move for hilarious spn motivational posters, as well as that one picture of Sam in a towel from "Hell House." Also, big shout out to all the supernatural twoppers, especially denziens of the "Quest" part. The "Corrupt a wish" and "Text me" threads are pure genius. AND Demian's recaps are pure, unadalterated hilarity.

Plastic Winchester Theatre
Man, I love that something like this exists in the world. So unbelievably hilarious, consistent and proffessional, which amazes me. They're also so full of schmoopy love and hugs! I love that anteka puts such effort and dedication into a fandom project. She really gives a good impression of the entire spn fandom...

Ten Expressions
As does kroki_refur! Man, I love these picspams. Again, mainly because they make me laugh, but also because they start up fandom wide catchphrases like "fell on pie" and because they give me pretty pictures to look at. 

Supernatural in the Park
Go watch this video. NOW. Seriously. You will laugh so hard your brain comes out of your ears, even if you've never seen South Park before. I honestly promise. This vid sometimes makes me laugh just when I happen to think of it in a public place. That's how good it is. 

The Supernatural Laundry List
This set of the whole train of thought this morning. I had NO IDEA how awesome this was. It's another thing I'm just so glad to discover exists in the world. There are PIE CHARTS and calculations of the probabliity of they boys wearing certain stuff, and an average number of layers per episode and everything! clex-monkie89 is clearly AWESOME.